Valentine’s Day is coming up…that sweet, chocolate-y time of year when kids are scrunching up cards with little confessions of love, everything seems pink and cinnamon flavoured, and you can see men everywhere wandering aimlessly through the city looking for that “just right” gift.
To celebrate, we’re offering a giveaway!
We have here:
Valentine’s Day Giveaway
Two Lamy Fountain pens – red and white
Two sets of correspondence paper & envelopes from Original Crown Mill (cream & white)
(Total retail value $101.00 CAD)
To enter, leave a comment below telling us your best cheesy Valentine’s Day pick up line. You can also enter a second time by leaving your line on our Facebook Page under the post announcing the contest, in the comments section.
The winner will be selected at random, and is limited to Canadian residents.
You can enter a maximum of two times (once per method). Duplicate entries will not be counted. The contest closes midnight on February 13th, 2014 and the winner will be announced February 14th, 2014. The winner will have 7 days to contact us (until February 21st, 2014) via e-mail. All comments are moderated, and inappropriate ones removed.
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I laugh at all of them but a fav of mine is…
“I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?”
“can i have my heart back, ’cause you stole it”
I choo choo choose you!
I’m your something sweet for Valentine’s Day.
“How much does a polar bear weigh?” “I don’t know.” “Neither do I, but it broke the ice ;)”
“I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.”
Would you like some Candy pretty boy?
“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! xo
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
“if I get a library card can I take you out one day?”
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Excuse me.. would you please buy me a drink?.. — oh why?… because I spilt mine when I saw you.
I bet you $20 you won’t have a drink with me…
I’ts because of your glasses
Ok, you can’t understand, but someone can and it worked 🙂
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Cheesy… I know.
Hey, didn’t we go to different schools together?
“If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you’d be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
“You got a pertty mouth.”
Oh Sugar sugar
Do you remember me? I’m the one you’ve been dreaming of every night.
I love you more than I love my video games. That means a lot!
You, my love, are why poems were written
But we do have something in common….your mother and my mother were both mothers!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
How about keeping it simple:
“I like you.”
“Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.”
Wow I’m blushing just by typing these very cheesy lines but here it goes:
Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Wow. Yes I just remembered why I don’t do pick up lines. LOL
Ahoy tharrr, I’d give me right hook for a booty like that… Wanna Shiver Me Timbers… Yarrrr p)
Hey baby! Want a candy heart?
” Anyone ever tell you, you have nice nibs?”
Your mother must have been a thief because she stole all the stars and put them in your eyes
Have we met before? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
“Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven?”
Hey little Lamy…wanna play TWSBI?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
(andrea_hockeygirl at hotmail dot com)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
“You’re so hot, you denature my proteins”
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
(A good pick-up line requires theatrics. So imagine a young man glancing at a young woman then suddenly painfully rubbing his eyes as if were about to go blind. Hopefully she’ll take the bait.)
Woman: “What’s the matter? Did you get something in your eyes?”
Man: “Oh, its nothing, really. Its just that you look so hot that you started to melt my contact lenses!”
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You stole my heart.
Here I am, the girl of your dreams and carrying a drink, too!
How about a sweetheart card and heart shaped chocolates?
I’m just doddling hearts and xoxox’s for you
do you believe in love at first sight….or should I walk by again!?
As I sat in the Mall making my list of things I needed to pick up, you went by and I added you to the list.
On a scale of 1-10 you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.